The Most Painful Rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner Ever
From a recent Dallas-Los Angeles Major League Soccer match.
Look, we know she's 11, and we also know that people who pick on children online are contemptible bullies with major insecurities about their sexual organs, etc. etc. But a performance this egregious can be a learning opportunity not only for whoever billed her to open the game, but also for her, that she's not (and shouldn't want to be) Christina Aguilera.
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